I'm Alex, and this was supposed to be the best day of my life. I just married Sarah, the woman of my dreams. Long blonde hair, killer curves, that white wedding dress hugging her perfect tits and ass like it was painted on. The ceremony went off without a hitch, vows exchanged, rings on fingers, the whole church clapping as we kissed. Now the guests are gone, off to the reception, and it's just us with the old priest Father Michael, gray beard and all, plus a couple cameramen grabbing final shots in the empty church. The stained glass glows soft, incense still hanging in the air, mixed with Sarah's floral perfume and the faint sweat from nerves.
I'm standing at the altar, arm around her waist, feeling the satin under my fingers, her body warm against mine. One cameraman calls out, "Okay, lovebirds, one more. Big kiss for the album!" Sarah turns to me, smiling that sexy smile, lips full and red. I spot some weird guy at the back pew, hood up, fidgeting with something, but figure he's crew. I lean in for the kiss...
A bright flash hits, like a camera bulb exploding right in my face. I blink hard, spots dancing, and the photographer yells, "Ready!" I turn back to Sarah, and my world shatters. Her body's still there. Massive tits straining the lace bodice, tiny waist, hips flaring out. But the head? Father Michael's. Gray hair, beard, that wrinkled smile staring at me like I'm the only man in the world. "Are you okay, babe?" he says in his gravelly voice, but with Sarah's flirty lilt, reaching out a manicured hand. "You're not looking so good."
I stumble back, heart slamming. "What the fuck?!" The beard on her (his?) face twitches as he tilts his head, confused. I whip around, and there, by the altar blowing out candles, is Sarah's beautiful face on the priest's old, robed body, humming like nothing's wrong. The cameramen lower their lenses, frowning. "Everything alright, man?" one asks.
"Alright? Can't you see? They've swapped heads! That's not. That's the priest on my wife!"
They exchange looks, like I'm the crazy one. "Uh, dude, you've been married to Father Michael all day. You feeling okay?" The other chuckles. "Wedding jitters?"
No. No way. Reality's fucked. That suspicious guy must've done it. Some device, a zap. And now everyone's oblivious except me. My "bride" approaches again, hips swaying in the dress, tits bouncing with each step, the lace barely containing those stiff nipples. He (she?) nuzzles up to me, beard scratching my neck, stubble rough against my skin. The smell hits: Sarah's perfume mixed with the priest's aftershave, plus a warmer, musky hint from between those legs, like arousal already building.
"Babe, you're freaking me out," he whispers in that deep voice laced with her sweetness, pressing closer. Those huge tits mash against my chest, soft and heavy through the fabric. "You must be super tired. I know, I am too." He leans in, hot breath on my ear, beard tickling, and murmurs, "Think about all the sex we're gonna have tonight." A nibble on my earlobe, teeth gentle but the scratch of facial hair making my stomach churn. His hand slides down my back, pulling me in, and I feel the heat radiating from the dress, the faint dampness where a pussy now hides under layers of satin.
Shock hits like a truck. My vision tunnels, knees buckle. The church spins. Pews blurring, candles flickering. And everything goes black as I hit the floor.
When I come to, face against cool tile, my "bride" is kneeling over me, beard shadowed in the light, tits heaving with worry. "Babe? Oh God, someone get water!" The cameramen hover, concerned, while Sarah (in the priest's body) rushes over, her pretty face all priestly concern. The air's thick with incense and that twisted perfume musk. I'm trapped. Married to an old man's head on my wife's smoking body, and tonight? He's expecting a honeymoon fuck. My cock twitches traitorously at the thought of those curves, even as bile rises. What the hell do I do now?
Well doneeee
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