Dale and Matt, best friends and roommates, swaggered into a trendy new restaurant across from their apartment, phones ready to film their latest influencer hustle: scamming free food. Their plan? Pose as a gay couple to snag complimentary desserts for “anniversary” couples. Outside, they recorded a quick intro, Matt hyping their scheme to their followers, oblivious to a rogue swapper—a wiry dude with a creepy smirk—eavesdropping nearby. He followed them inside, his device humming in his pocket. The host seated them in a dimly lit booth next to a hot couple, the woman stealing their breath—long legs, a black spaghetti strap sundress barely holding her massive tits, and sexy arm tattoos snaking up her skin. Her cleavage gleamed under the soft lights, and both guys stole glances, dicks twitching despite their act.
They played their roles, giggling and touching hands whenever a waiter passed, filming content to sell their “couple” vibe. Dinner was decent—steak, wine, the works—and the free dessert landed: a rich chocolate cake drizzled with caramel. Dale propped his phone to record Matt, who was mid-rant about their free-food wins, fork loaded with cake. A sudden flash blinded them, like a camera bulb popping. Dale blinked, vision clearing, and his jaw hit the floor. Matt’s head—short brown hair, scruffy jaw—was still there, but his body was the woman’s from next door. The sundress hugged her curves, tits spilling out, tattoos vivid on her arms, and a musky hint of her perfume—jasmine and sweat—wafted over the table. Matt kept talking, oblivious, shovelling cake into his mouth.
“Dude, what’s wrong?” Matt asked, pausing, his voice still his but softer, flirty. Dale leaned in, heart racing, whispering, “You’ve got a chick’s body, man!” Matt glanced around, confused, then grinned. “Babe, what you talking about?” Dale recoiled at babe, his skin prickling. The swapper had fucked them—swapped Matt’s body with the woman’s and rewritten reality. Now Matt and Dale were boyfriends, lovers, while the woman and her guy were just pals. Matt scooped more cake, moaning, “Free shit’s the best, babe. Taste this, it’s to die for!” He held out his fork, but Dale was frozen, staring at Matt’s cleavage, nipples poking through the dress, his new tits jiggling with every move.
Matt’s eyes narrowed, catching Dale’s stare. “What’s wrong, babe? You look like you saw a ghost.” He slid a hand under the table, fingers brushing Dale’s crotch through his pants, making him jump. “This cake’s got me hot inside,” Matt purred, rubbing up and down, his new pussy tingling under the sundress, its wet heat seeping through the fabric. The restaurant smelled of chocolate, wine, and Matt’s new arousal, the booth’s leather creaking as he leaned closer. “Let’s make another kinda video later,” he winked, licking his lips, his hand squeezing Dale’s cock, which—fuck him—stiffened despite the horror.
Dale’s mouth was dry, his brain screaming. Matt’s new body was his wet dream—tits, ass, those tattoos he’d jerk off to—but his best friend’s head on it? Wrong, so fucking wrong. The couple next door ate on, unaware their lives had flipped. The swapper was gone, his chaos sown. Matt’s hand kept stroking, his pussy soaking the dress, the air thick with his scent and the cake’s sweetness. Dale’s phone kept rolling, catching Matt’s flirty moans, his oblivious seduction, while Dale sat, trapped in a new relationship with his bestfriend and a body he’d kill for to fuck, wondering what the hell happened.