I'm Carlos, and last night was supposed to be just another blowout with the boys. I'm 32, married to Maria for five years, but I still have this bad habit of partying too hard. Blacking out's my specialty. We started at the clubs downtown, shots flowing like water, bass thumping through my chest, sweat and cheap perfume everywhere. Maria hates it, always texting me to come home early, but I ignore her, chasing that buzz. After last call, we stumbled out and crashed this house party on the way home. Some random spot blasting reggaeton, bodies grinding, red cups spilling. I remember a girl in sheer white outfit dancing on a table, tits and ass on full display, everyone cheering. Then nothing. Lights out.
I wake up with a pounding head, mouth tasting like ash, sprawled on a stranger's bed. The house is trashed. Cups everywhere, confetti stuck to the floor, the air thick with stale beer and weed. Groans echo from other rooms, people stirring. My body's heavy, off-balance, like I've gained weight overnight. I sit up, and something shifts on my chest. Heavy, soft weights pulling me forward. I look down, and my heart stops.
Tits. Massive, round tits straining against a sheer white tank top, nipples dark and stiff, visible through the fabric. Below that, smooth stomach, wide hips, and legs in matching sheer pants that hug everything. No dick. Just a smooth mound, pussy lips outlined under the thin material. My hands. Slender, no calluses from work. I pat my face. Still me, buzz cut, goatee scratching my fingers. But everything else? That girl's body from the party.
"What the fuck?" I mutter, voice still my deep rumble, standing up shaky. The tits bounce with the move, sending a weird spark between my legs, a warm tingle in that new pussy. The pants ride up, fabric clinging to the curves, ass jiggling as I wobble to the mirror. Chaos erupts outside. Screams, curses. "My body's gone!" someone yells. "Who the hell are you?" another shouts.
I lock the bedroom door, as I stare dumbfounded at the mirror. My face looks back, confused as hell, goatee dripping sweat, but attached to this bombshell frame. Sheer top barely containing those huge tits, nipples poking like they're begging, the white material translucent enough to see every detail. Pants pulled low from sleep, exposing the top of that shaved pussy, lips puffy. I turn, ass round and firm, dimples showing through the fabric. "How am I going to explain this to my wife?" I whisper, voice cracking, hands cupping the tits absentmindedly. They're soft, heavy, flesh spilling over my palms, and fuck, it feels good, a throb building in the clit.
The door rattles. "FBI! Open up!" Voices outside, sirens wailing. I crack it open, peeking. Agents in vests swarm the house, leading people out, all with mismatched bodies screaming. A woman with her head on top of a man's body with a beer gut sobs. "Everyone at the party got swapped," an agent barks into a radio. "Heads intact, bodies jumbled. Looks like that serial swapper ring hit again."
Swapper ring? I remember flashes. Some shady dudes at the party, laughing, devices humming. They must've drugged us, mixed everyone up for kicks or some black market shit. My phone buzzes on the counter. Maria: Where the hell are you? Come home NOW!
Panic hits. I snap a quick pic in the mirror, tits out, ass framed, but delete it fast. Can't send that. The agent's pounding again. "Sir. Ma'am? We need to question you."
I pull the pants up, but they cling, pussy outline visible, tits heaving with each breath. The air smells like vanilla lotion now, probably hers, mixed with my sweat. My new clit aches, wet spot forming as I shift. How do I tell Maria I blacked out and woke up with a slut's body? She'll think I cheated, or worse.
The FBI hauls me out, tits bouncing, everyone staring. "Don't worry Sir, we'll get you back to normal as soon as we can," the agent says, but his eyes linger on my new curves too much. My new pussy throbbed. "What the fuck did I get myself into?" I grabbed my face and sobbed into my new hands.
